Cobra Club HD
A downloadable dick-pic-studio for Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux
Cobra Club HD is a free photo studio game about body image, privacy, and dick pics.
UPDATE, 11 MAY 2016: Mac OSX users, if it crashes then use "Low Quality" mode or "Windowed" mode. This is a game engine problem out of my control, sorry.
UPDATE, 10 MAY 2016: to celebrate itch.io week, I've released the new high-definition remaster, Cobra Club HD! New features include completely new dick, pubic hair, strap-on support, and hopefully the "disco ball dick" bug is fixed! DOWNLOAD THE NEW VERSION BELOW...
If selfies argue that all faces are worthy of memory, dick pics show how all cocks are worthy of consideration. In the vein of noble projects like Critique My Dick Pic, we wish to "take back" the dick pic from the clutches of creepy congressmen and tabloid headlines. Popular discourse rightfully centers the consent of dick pic recipients, but government mass surveillance (Can They See My Dick?) also threatens the consent of dick pic senders, as state spy complexes admit they "collect it all" with almost no oversight or transparency.
To help re-imagine what dick pics can do for society, Cobra Club gives everyone, even people without dicks, access to the means of (dick pic) production though a fully-adjustable virtual 3D dick and versatile camera controls. It is both no one's dick and everyone's dick. Perhaps the dick pic is democracy itself...
- PRICE: $0 (FREE), payments disabled.
WHY IS PAYMENT DISABLED? Learn more about the war against sex games.
- PLATFORMS: Windows, Mac OS X, Linux
- SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS: a DX9 capable computer, basically something manufactured within the last few years; internet connection required for online features and endgame.
- CONTROLS: Mouse / trackpad. (Mouse is preferred.)
- EFFECTS: Over 24+ photo filters to choose from!
- DICKS: Countless, innumerable.
- AVERAGE RUNTIME: 10-20 minutes.
- NOTES / ARTIST'S STATEMENT: Cobra Club as ouroboros
- RELATED GAMES: Hurt Me Plenty, Succulent, Stick Shift, Rinse and Repeat
"NOT SAFE FOR WORK!" (NSFW) CONTENT WARNING: This game has "full frontal" completely nude human penises in varying sizes, shapes, colors, and states of arousal. If it were a film, it would be rated R.
PRESS: Rock Paper Shotgun, Motherboard / Vice, Kotaku, Boing Boing (Offworld), Idle Thumbs, Indie Haven, Pewdiepie... and also, this game is specifically and unilaterally banned from any and all broadcast on Twitch.TV, please be careful
1) Unzip all files, keep any folder structures intact, especially on Windows.
2) Double-click on "cobraclub.exe" or ".app" or some variant thereof.
3) Turn up your sound, and use your mouse / trackpad to play.
WINDOWS users: If you get a "Windows Smartscreen" pop-up or problem... (1) Click "More Info". (2) Click "Run Anyway" // SOME WINDOWS USERS WITH CERTAIN INTEL GRAPHICS CHIPSETS MAY WITNESS GRAPHICS CORRUPTION; PLEASE SEE "TROUBLESHOOTING" SECTION AT TOP OF PAGE
OSX users: If you get an "unidentified developer" pop-up or problem... (1) Ctrl+click or right-click on the app and select Open. (2) You'll get a pop-up... then press Open again!
OSX USERS: if the app crashes, try playing in "Low Quality" mode or "Windowed" mode.
TECHNICAL SUPPORT: please visit http://debacle.us/support/
By downloading and/or playing this game, you assert that you are of legal age within your community (usually 18+) to view this (pretty softcore) sexual content AND that you're ok with it.